Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

jab we chat

Guess it has started infected the blood and symptom are very much visible now as this one.

May be we take a break, get a blood transplantation -- 'n' I don't mind replace it with beer for few hours!!

Adieu ...

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Three question

1. What is the output of a vacuum pump?
2. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
4. What's the *free* gift? Since when has a gift NOT been free?


Well freaking question deserve a similar answers!! So here they are ---------------

1. Whatever it S$%^S (or definitely not what it S$%#S? ;) )
4. Yes they do. Its guarantees to *live* under 10,000 feet of mud till decades of years. Don't believe me?? Try it out ................... yourself!!
6. Who said gift are free? Ask the one who buy them. It's said for not to predict the value!

Scratching your head ?? Well ...... that's what all it meant to be!!

Soyonara ....

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

"The last lecture"

"You can hear every lecture in two sense. Its you who need to decide which way you want it"

A nice video, deserve to spent 10 minutes to watch it, and don't jump to see the last, you will miss all the beauty.

Last Lecture reprise by Randy Pausch on Oprah Show



"When you realize that you have done wrong, don't hide it. Make that correct"

Friday, March 7, 2008

"The great Bangalore morning show"

"When I say a long drive, I meant long in distance not in waiting. "

Nothing new, every one of us faces it day in 'n' out. From hosur road, bannerghatta road, MG, Brigade road, airport road to any smallest street in the town. Its everywhere. Its bangalore's GOD !


Here is a one which I faced today and I promise this will not surprise any one of you. Because of these intelligent fellow, it took me an extra 30 mins to reach office.

Just after the dairy circle (from Bannerghatta road toward Hosur road junction), it was a long zam till next two signals. Reason: Just after the second signal, there is a three way and some one coming from left join road, put up her vehicle in the middle (he cann't move because other side of traffic is stopped, and my side was running), which eventually caused every thing blocked.

And he was not alone, there were many following him. Long live Bangalore !!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffice hai bheedu,

Light red mile ..... to tod yaar
Green mile ........... to thook yaar!

Funky, funky, funky ...... chal HUTT!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Bike aur phone ....... to gardan thedi,
Car aur phone .......... yehh taang todi

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Dipper dipper ... chodo yaar,
Tej light ..........aankh phodo yaar

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Overtake caro .... from left side
Traffic zam ho to ... jao wrong side

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Gadi roho nahi ..... badhao dheere dheere
Baki bhi aa jayenge ... pheeche peeche.

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu
Jindigi kar yakeen aur traffic chaos, jaari rahega Bagaloreon ke dil main aur road par

(translated for non-hindi people)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!

Got a read light? ... break it
Got it green? .... break that (car)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Phone on bike? ..... twisted neck
phone on car? ..... twisted bikers

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Forget about ...... dipper dipper
Make the traffic ...suffer suffer

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Overtake others .... from left side
& If its a zam ...... go other side

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Trust on life and traffic chaos, will continue in bangaloreon's style and on road.

That's the story of bangalore traffic. I guess, people will be half died till the time they reach new international airport. Next airline from Bangalore should be named as "Heaven transport service"

"One way I would like to experiment; to know how it feels; by taking both of my feet off the accelerator and break at the same time"