Three question

1. What is the output of a vacuum pump?
2. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
4. What's the *free* gift? Since when has a gift NOT been free?


Well freaking question deserve a similar answers!! So here they are ---------------

1. Whatever it S$%^S (or definitely not what it S$%#S? ;) )
4. Yes they do. Its guarantees to *live* under 10,000 feet of mud till decades of years. Don't believe me?? Try it out ................... yourself!!
6. Who said gift are free? Ask the one who buy them. It's said for not to predict the value!

Scratching your head ?? Well ...... that's what all it meant to be!!

Soyonara ....

Its Raining!

"Have you even been in rain and dance ?"

6:30 PM, Saturday, 15th .... kormangla BDA ... somewhere around that ... while returning from airport ... and it started raining.

Bloody hell, why can't it wait for another 15 mins. God damn it, it has to happen with me :-( . Few of'em rattles through mind to me and many of us most of time.

But this was different, don't remember the *virus* I was suffering, but ........ I took out helmet; speed slow; looked heaven; saw surprised faces and drove back to home. Faces -- looking like i'm driving from bc for this moment. That doesn't bother me -- I was enjoying; without noticing anyone of'em; continued but finally had to break.

While opening the lock, few more thought passed by remaining senses -- are we running so fast not to notice; are we tend to find problems in blessing; are we so busy not to enjoy the nature?

How many senses we have lost till now ??

"पहली बरीस मैं ट्रेन छूटने की फीक्र है, भूल गए भीगते हुए टहलना क्या है"

"The last lecture"

"You can hear every lecture in two sense. Its you who need to decide which way you want it"

A nice video, deserve to spent 10 minutes to watch it, and don't jump to see the last, you will miss all the beauty.

Last Lecture reprise by Randy Pausch on Oprah Show



"When you realize that you have done wrong, don't hide it. Make that correct"

Ek choti si imaginary story ....

"Imagination is nothing but an untouched reality"

Once two nice, talented, well behaved, down to earth, respected guys met during a competitive match. Both were great ambassadors for their country, loved to play. A great bowler and a great batsman.

That was a very competitive and close match, bowler was batting and batsman was bowling to him. After a few nice looking shots, later went to other and said

Batsman: Hey, how you come up with these shots. Its a classical batsman strokes.

Bowler: Yeah, I know but its because it was you .. throwing the ball on me ;-)

Batsman: Hmm :d , I promise you that won't happen again ;) . But I didn't thought that you can hit them with that much of wood!. Did you saw me practicing in net or something ?

Bowler: Ha ha, and you must seen me practicing hence interested in privilege of bowling :D

Batsman: So what would you do in such time ? :#

Bowler: Hmm, you think I am Bhishma or something, ha ? :k Just a hint, make that unpredictable & surprising.

After some prayers :y, batsman let the ball off his hand. It was a great `doosara` from a off spin hand, bowler tried to defend, but bowl went for the second lawer of wood.

Batsman: Pheu, Ha ha. That one worked. gotch you ! :z :z :r
Bowler: Hmm, you learn really fast. Remember I took this one too :D

Batsman: Completely in. You know you are among best I played with & against.

Bowler: You too. I know they say how much you and your family, your ... your ... mother .... fa ..fa .... father ... everyone struggled in your growing days. I guess that makes you a real golden player. You know after so many years, when you old, retired, walks bended, hands down, remembering old days .. people will still remember and inspired by you and your family stories. Story of you, your .. your ... ma .. maa ki, I mean mothhh ...

Batsman: (stops him in between) Hey, hey, hey. What did you just say. you little crap piece of shit. You called me MONKEY ??

"And that's when imagination meets reality. "

(I don't remember, but I think my head was upside down while writing this :s )