"The great Bangalore morning show"

"When I say a long drive, I meant long in distance not in waiting. "

Nothing new, every one of us faces it day in 'n' out. From hosur road, bannerghatta road, MG, Brigade road, airport road to any smallest street in the town. Its everywhere. Its bangalore's GOD !

Here is a one which I faced today and I promise this will not surprise any one of you. Because of these intelligent fellow, it took me an extra 30 mins to reach office.

Just after the dairy circle (from Bannerghatta road toward Hosur road junction), it was a long zam till next two signals. Reason: Just after the second signal, there is a three way and some one coming from left join road, put up her vehicle in the middle (he cann't move because other side of traffic is stopped, and my side was running), which eventually caused every thing blocked.

And he was not alone, there were many following him. Long live Bangalore !!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffice hai bheedu,
Light red mile ..... to tod yaar
Green mile ........... to thook yaar!

Funky, funky, funky ...... chal HUTT!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Bike aur phone ....... to gardan thedi,
Car aur phone .......... yehh taang todi

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Dipper dipper ... chodo yaar,
Tej light ..........aankh phodo yaar

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Overtake caro .... from left side
Traffic zam ho to ... jao wrong side

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Gadi roho nahi ..... badhao dheere dheere
Baki bhi aa jayenge ... pheeche peeche.

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu
Jindigi kar yakeen aur traffic chaos, jaari rahega Bagaloreon ke dil main aur road par

(translated for non-hindi people)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Got a read light? ... break it
Got it green? .... break that (car)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Phone on bike? ..... twisted neck
phone on car? ..... twisted bikers

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Forget about ...... dipper dipper
Make the traffic ...suffer suffer

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Overtake others .... from left side
& If its a zam ...... go other side

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Trust on life and traffic chaos, will continue in bangaloreon's style and on road.

That's the story of bangalore traffic. I guess, people will be half died till the time they reach new international airport. Next airline from Bangalore should be named as "Heaven transport service"

"One way I would like to experiment; to know how it feels; by taking both of my feet off the accelerator and break at the same time"