Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label traffic. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Bangalore rain and Traffic


That was ... last Tuesday when it rained heavily and I was on my way back to home from office. Bathing roads, heavy traffic, signal failures, signal disputes ... all you can guarantee if you are in Bangalore.

So on the 3 inch of water on the road, I missed on stone underneath it and that did the trick to me. Bike 60 degree on the right and I am few inch away from it head to head. Very first reaction was to jump out for few inch cause I knew traffic was behind and a alto behind me.

So I jumped back, stand up and tried to find out what I hit -- there i sense a big stone on the road (big enough to do for anyone if he misses). Got the reason and went toward the bike to pick up and as soon as I bend down heard a huge honk from behind. The same alto person was honking continuously as if I am making some drama or something on the road on my own to steel their time. On any of my other day, I might have stopped on there for few minutes probably and feed few words in his mind. But just to see heavy traffic behind and not to hurt others behind, I simply moved out.

That incident give me a sense of selfish Bangalore breed yet again. Not to change you mind - I faced that quite frequently but always on the road.

I know there are some problem with neighbor state people, but to the best of me I never faced it personally. The way everyone else treats me - be it neighbor - close shops, local peoples out there - every one is good. Even I see a change in them. Call it my effort to influence people with my language or best of them -- but they are better. Point is they are trying and its so satisfying. Its so good. Not to point some one -but I been in Chennai and Cochin - but none of them can stand with Bangalore.

But as soon as its out of neighbor, friends, colleagues to road-traffic, its all different. Its a different people. Every one is on run, don't mind to hit you, driving on the wrong side speedily and look at you badly if you tend to block them. Its all together different people out there. Totally inhuman.

May I bring it to their knowledge, its doesn't help. May feel I am few meters ahead but that just till the next traffic jam. Only way to improve is to bring some traffic sense among us. Follow the rules. Today you might be helping others, tomorrow all of them to you.

Major problems, I guess, are blinding headlight, three(or may be four sometime) way traffic, no turn signal, sudden lane change, no dipper signal, disallowing overtake (I have faced it many times - when I send a dipper signal and speeds close - they increase speed and turns in your lane to avoid overtake), breaking traffic light, and importantly pedestrians who just don't want to wait for signal to go red as if dare to hit me.

Unless this change, it would be the same sweet but souring Bangalore.



Friday, March 7, 2008

"The great Bangalore morning show"

"When I say a long drive, I meant long in distance not in waiting. "

Nothing new, every one of us faces it day in 'n' out. From hosur road, bannerghatta road, MG, Brigade road, airport road to any smallest street in the town. Its everywhere. Its bangalore's GOD !


Here is a one which I faced today and I promise this will not surprise any one of you. Because of these intelligent fellow, it took me an extra 30 mins to reach office.

Just after the dairy circle (from Bannerghatta road toward Hosur road junction), it was a long zam till next two signals. Reason: Just after the second signal, there is a three way and some one coming from left join road, put up her vehicle in the middle (he cann't move because other side of traffic is stopped, and my side was running), which eventually caused every thing blocked.

And he was not alone, there were many following him. Long live Bangalore !!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffice hai bheedu,

Light red mile ..... to tod yaar
Green mile ........... to thook yaar!

Funky, funky, funky ...... chal HUTT!

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Bike aur phone ....... to gardan thedi,
Car aur phone .......... yehh taang todi

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Dipper dipper ... chodo yaar,
Tej light ..........aankh phodo yaar

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Overtake caro .... from left side
Traffic zam ho to ... jao wrong side

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu,
Gadi roho nahi ..... badhao dheere dheere
Baki bhi aa jayenge ... pheeche peeche.

Yeh Bangalore ka traffic hai bheedu
Jindigi kar yakeen aur traffic chaos, jaari rahega Bagaloreon ke dil main aur road par

(translated for non-hindi people)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!

Got a read light? ... break it
Got it green? .... break that (car)

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Phone on bike? ..... twisted neck
phone on car? ..... twisted bikers

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Forget about ...... dipper dipper
Make the traffic ...suffer suffer

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Overtake others .... from left side
& If its a zam ...... go other side

This is Bangalore traffic boss!
Trust on life and traffic chaos, will continue in bangaloreon's style and on road.

That's the story of bangalore traffic. I guess, people will be half died till the time they reach new international airport. Next airline from Bangalore should be named as "Heaven transport service"

"One way I would like to experiment; to know how it feels; by taking both of my feet off the accelerator and break at the same time"